Obviously, the thought of going shopping in Southampton’s glittering WestQuay mall (there’s a Swarovski!) is enough to get these teens all riled up in their unwhisperables, and that’s where you come in: a handsome, charming, absolute bastard of a boy ready and willing to do whatever it takes (sex) to get what you want (more sex).īut there’s a twist: you’re not actually a boy! You’re a girl - a lesbian, in fact - who’s been forced to cross-dress as your identical-ish male twin for some nefarious reason (.sex?). For some reason, a bunch of incredibly wealthy, privileged teens are on this cruise. A cruise, in fact - from Halifax, Canada to Southampton, England.
Look, Ladykiller in a Bind is set on a boat. Games are predominantly made for and marketed at men, and thus most games that attempt to cause a panic in your battlestations are normally pointing their hormone missiles at your throbbing periscope and not the, uh, hang on, there aren’t any vagina analogues in this terrible, tortured metaphor. Content warning: this review discusses a rape scene.
